Nya skämt – 2026
Här kan du hitta de senaste skämten och historierna som våra läsare har skickat in. Utforska vårt utbud av nyligen tillagda skämt för att hitta färsk humor som garanterat kommer få dig att skratta högt!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Ice cream.
– Ice cream who?
– ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Alex.
– Alex who?
– Alex-plain later, just open the door!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Candice.
– Candice who?
– Candice joke get any worse?
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Figs.
– Figs who?
– Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Honeydew.
– Honeydew who?
– Honeydew you want to dance?
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Bean.
– Bean who?
– Bean a while since I've seen you!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Mustache.
– Mustache who?
– I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later.
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce in, and you will find out!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Mikey.
– Mikey who?
– Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Voodoo.
– Voodoo who?
– Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?