Knack knack skämt – Svenska motsvarigheten av "Knock knock jokes"

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Icy.
– Icy who?
– Icy you in there!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Putin.
– Putin who?
– Putin you to sleep. (BOOM!)

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Stopwatch.
– Stopwatch who?
– Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

*Bob hade inga armar*

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Inte Bob iallafall.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Venice.
– Venice who?
– Venice your dad coming home?

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Ice cream.
– Ice cream who?
– ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Candice.
– Candice who?
– Candice door open, or what?

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Figs.
– Figs who?
– Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Voodoo.
– Voodoo who?
– Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Luta.
– Luta vem?
– Luta dig lite närmare så får du höra ett till skämt.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Bean.
– Bean who?
– Bean a while since I've seen you!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Tank.
– Tank who?
– You are welcome!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Hawaii.
– Hawaii who?
– I’m fine. How are you?

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Ken.
– Ken who?
– Ken you let me in?

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Luke.
– Luke who?
– Luke through the peep hole and find out.

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Hare.
– Hare vem?
– Jag hare på tungan.

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Kanye.
– Kayne vem?
– Kanye komma in.
– Ja West kan du det.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Colleen.
– Colleen who?
– Colleen up your room, it's a mess!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Will.
– Will who?
– Will you just open the door already?

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Theodore.
– Theodore who?
– Theodore is stuck, please open it!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Annie.
– Annie who?
– Annie body home?

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Jagvil.
– Jagvil vem?
– Jag vill döda mig själv för ditt skämt var skit.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Harry.
– Harry who?
– Harry up, it’s cold out here!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Mustache.
– Mustache who?
– I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later.

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Ellen.
– Ellen vem?
– Propellen.

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Jansson.
– Jansson vem?
– Janssons Frestelse!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Hatch.
– Hatch who?
– Bless you!

– Knack knack!
– Vem där?
– Avbrytande ko.
– Avbr...
– Muuuuuuu!!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Iran.
– Iran who?
– Iran all the way here.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Dozen.
– Dozen who?
– Dozen anyone want to let me in?

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Hej.
– Hej vem?
– Hej, kan du öppna dörren?

– Knock knock.
– Who's there?
– Daisy.
– Daisy who?
– Daisy me rollin' they hatin'.

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Polisen.
– Polisen vem?
– Det är inte läge att skämta, vi har funnit er son avliden.

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Sten.
– Sten vem?
– Skorsten.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Boo.
– Boo who?
– Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Abby.
– Abby who?
– Abby birthday to you!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce in, and you will find out!

– Knack knack.
– Vem är där?
– Per.
– Per vem?
– Pervers.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Anita.
– Anita who?
– Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Maya.
– Maya vem?
– Maya hi, Maya ha, Maya hi, Maya haha!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Adore.
– Adore who?
– Adore is between us. Open it please!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Ben.
– Ben who?
– Ben knocking for 10 minutes, open the door!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Onion.
– Onion who?
– Onion mark, get set, go!

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Idiot.
– Idiot vem?
– Idiot kolla på kikhålet bara.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Nobel.
– Nobel who?
– No bell, that’s why I knocked!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Wendy.
– Wendy who?
– Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.

– Knack, knack.
– Vem där?
– Fanta.
– Fanta vem?
– Fan ta dig.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Radio.
– Radio who?
– Radio not, here I come!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Nanna.
– Nanna who?
– Nanna your business, that’s who.

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Jag.
– Jag vem?
– Är du så förvirrad att du inte ens vet vem du är?

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Mikey.
– Mikey who?
– Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Kanin.
– Kanin vem?
– Kaninte sluta knacka! Knack knack.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Noah.
– Noah who?
– Noah good place we can get something to eat?

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Candice.
– Candice who?
– Candice joke get any worse?

Hur låter det när pengar knackar på dörren?
– Bank bank.

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Kenya.
– Kenya who?
– Kenya open the door?

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Alex.
– Alex who?
– Alex-plain later, just open the door!

– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Honeydew.
– Honeydew who?
– Honeydew you want to dance?

– Knack knack.
– Vem där?
– Harald.
– Harald vem?
– Har aldrig knackat på dörren. Vad vill du?