Nya skämt – 2026
Här kan du hitta de senaste skämten och historierna som våra läsare har skickat in. Utforska vårt utbud av nyligen tillagda skämt för att hitta färsk humor som garanterat kommer få dig att skratta högt!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Luke.
– Luke who?
– Luke through the peep hole and find out.
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Abby.
– Abby who?
– Abby birthday to you!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Ice cream.
– Ice cream who?
– ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Alex.
– Alex who?
– Alex-plain later, just open the door!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Candice.
– Candice who?
– Candice joke get any worse?
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Figs.
– Figs who?
– Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Honeydew.
– Honeydew who?
– Honeydew you want to dance?
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Bean.
– Bean who?
– Bean a while since I've seen you!
– Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
– Mustache.
– Mustache who?
– I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later.